Abed: And I’m Abed Nadir, and we’re here to answer all incoming questions, inquiries, et cetera, having committed to this blog form after the untimely banning of the late-night edition of our morning show where we answered questions.
Troy: Yep. We’re sorry Annie, won’t happen again. Anyway, it’s the middle of summer, and even we run out of stuff to do sometimes. So drop by!
Abed: Send us a question!
Troy: We’re great at giving advice! Except if it has to do with stuff around the house, be better to send those along to Annie. Can’t wait to hear your questions!